The Proof is in the Jell-O
It had been a month since
George heard
his wife's stiletto heels
clickety-clacking as
she slammed the apartment door
behind her.
Although loud and
ear-splittingly annoying,
George was unable to grasp or
care what she
was saying as she stormed out
of the building.
Perhaps he should have.
The ancient radio crackled rococo
music
as he stood surveying his
refrigerator
for something to satisfy his
roaring stomach.
But the only thing inside was
grape Jell-O so old
it resembled a shrunken head.
Nothing else, unless
you count a bowl full of something
unidentifiable.
Searching the herb containers
on a shelf,
his bloodshot eyes moved back
and forth until he
found a near-empty bottle labeled
"cilantro."
He loved cilantro. He put it
on EVERY-thing.
So, he took out the offending
glob,
spread out a well-stained
cloth onto the table
and plopped himself down with
a grunt.
After sprinkling the cilantro
onto the Jell-O,
with a pitchfork-type motion
he managed to shove
several decent-sized pieces
into his gaping mouth.
Moments later, he gasped,
clutched at his tobacco-stained
T-shirt, and fell off the
chair onto the dirty linoleum floor,
knocking over the
long-unemptied trash can.
Where he remained until the
apartment manager
found him on rent day a month
and one day later.
Everyone assumed it was
George's heart that
finally gave up the fight to
keep blood flowing
through his over-sized body.
Everyone that is, except
George's wife.
5 words:
cilantro, rococo, stiletto, Jell-O, radio
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